Self-mutilations on the rise in Pittsburgh
October 25th, 2008
To be honest, when I first heard about the violent attack on Ashley Todd, I was appalled. Then when I read that she was in Pittsburgh volunteering for McCain, I was a bit less sympathetic but still felt bad about the whole situation. When I saw her now famous mug shot, all sympathy evaporated into the ether and the rank stench of something fishy filled the immediate vicinity.
That fish was in the shape of a backwards letter B. At first, I thought the webmaster had mirrored the image on accident but as her sorry looking grape appeared on more websites, the fishy smell just got stronger. Why in hell would a mugger carve a backward B onto your face? And as an aside, if you were to muster the strength (sic: mania) to mutilate yourself in that fashion, wouldn’t you take great pains to plan it out all very carefully - so as to realize that as you’re at the mirror slicing a letter into your face, that it is a “MIRROR” image and thus reversed. Apparently not. Leave it to a McPalin supporter.
Fail Blog - Honking Fail
August 18th, 2008I have to say, some of the videos and images on Fail Blog are starting to look a bit suspect. There is a small debate circulating in the IT Dept as to whether or not some of the posts are staged, ala JackAss. It’s possible the next post/video is staged but then again maybe not?
Click here for videoFail Blog - Dancing Fail
August 2nd, 2008I believe the term here is Face Plant. It looks painful but he’s okay in the end. The flying yarmukle only adds to the effect. I have to disagree with his assertion that his dancing style is Hip Hop? It looks like Theatre/Broadway Hip Hop, definitely not street. It’s funny regardless.
Click here for videoCNN better than The Onion
July 28th, 2008It’s pretty slow at work today so I figured I’d take my lunch break to write. So, my work mobile get’s internet and the default news site is CNN. Some of the headlines are examples of responsible and relevant reporting. Other headlines make it look like they’re competing with John Stewart.
For example, today under the Latest News section I found these gems:
- Air guitarist loses toe in stage dive
- Kangaroo wallops zookeeper
- Beer marathoners run, drink, vomit
- Passenger tries to open door mid-flight
and last but not least
I know the latter doesn’t sound funny but the story itself is…and it seems so odd next to very heavy world events like Two blasts rock Istanbul, killing 17 and Karadzic appeal not received by court
I forgot to include this one…now this is some terrifying s#*t. Best quote (from his producer): “To be honest, I don’t know why people are buying these video`s?”…and neither do I?!
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